Coffin of Roses

Plane races, hmm?

It is as a boatswain on this fine vessel I remind you all of this; do try not to fall for the taunts being made on the network. It gives them the satisfaction they want and causes one to act improperly.

Instead of responding, ignore them and focus your anger onto other things, namely preparing for these races so that we may murder them in the competition and make them eat their words. It will be far more gratifying I assure you.

If not, well then...I suggest finding something else to focus your anger onto just as I have.



[Private | Unhackable]

Ever since seeing the state of Marx's room it has been sitting in the back of my head nagging me! Such a mess cannot be allowed on a ship like this, hidden pockets of disorder on the perfect Victoria II! And to think there could be more rooms like it!

...after these races are over I believe I will discuss this with the captain. Something must be done!

The president is really...?!

I...

[a shaky sigh] As a soldier in the Ivona Navy now...now is the time to act as properly as possible...


[another sigh, this one far more frustrated]

But there's no proper way to react to this at all!!!


[journal clicks off]

[cough cough] Damnit Vitruvian! Spray the intruders not me! Wait! Where are you going?! Vitruvian, come back to mom--damnit.

If anyone sees a skunk running around, please don't hurt him even if he sprays you! He stepped on one of those circles and it must have done something to him!

Urk...I stepped on one as well, and now half of my body is paralyzed. Couldn't they at least make a proper paralyze spell!? To fall for something...for something so half-ass, it's shameful!

But I can still handle the intruders just fine!

[the entry ends on some incoherent, angry mumbling as Chiri limps along. There's also the sound of something metal being dragged behind her as well]



(ooc: Chiri's been paralyzed, Vitruvian's been confused and is running a muck, spraying things, aaaaaaaand Chiri also has Mr. Spade out just for the occasion)

[the sounds on but for a couple minutes you can't hear anything except a purring like sound. It's as if a cat fell asleep on the microphone]

[after a while one can hear a muffled "hey!" and then shuffling. Chiri's voice comes in clearly after]

-can't fall asleep on my difference engine understand?

Stunkyyyy...

Don't give me that look. Here sleep over here on the bed. [the sounds of something being set down on bed sheets close to the engine]

[...immediately, there's another "stunky!" and then scampering as the creature tries to lie on the difference engine again]

I said no! [sounds like the engine has been picked up] I'm sure you think it makes a nice heat pad but that is not its proper use!

[foot steps] You're lucky you're cute or else I'd kick you out! Now behave, I need to finish working my Amicus present for the-

Hmm? Is this thing on?

[click]

Such an outrage! Poisoning an innocent town is so...is so...is so improper! Cowardly and improper!

I mean, I must admit that poisoning, while never being quite my thing, is a very clean and efficient way to kill a person. But you use it on your enemies, not the innocent!

Wh-Wh-Wh-WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE!?

THESE ARE MY QUARTERS!? IT LOOKS LIKE A HURRICANE CAME THROUGH.

WH-WH-WHY ARE THERE MATH EQUATIONS SCRAWLED ALL OVER THE WALLS!?

I NEED TO CLEAN THIS UP. I NEED SOME NONOXYNOL-9 FOR THIS. GOD WOULD THEY EVEN HAVE ANY ON BOARD.

Just...WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED.

[click]


[ooc: yeah uhm...Chiri got Sho's old quarters and according to Jess he trashed the whole place before leaving and this is such a huge shock to Chiri she nearly fainted! :D]

Pardon me but...

Would someone mind showing me to my quarters? I'm the new boatswain, Major Kitsu Chiri.

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